BSE Protection Agency. [BSEPA]

This history comes straight from the game servers and reaches back to the day the corporation was founded. Alliances that closed before we started keeping our own catalogue show as a number rather than a name - we would rather leave an id than invent a name.

BSE Protection Agency – Official Corp Roster & Manifesto https://imgur.com/a/uYf4y9IUlon Naus - CEO - Director of Containment – “Udder Chaos” “Patient Zero”Responsible for ensuring all members maintain proper quarantine procedures. Once accidentally locked half the fleet inside a POS bubble “for safety.” No survivors, but excellent paperwork.Founder, visionary, and first confirmed carrier of Mad Cow Enlightenment. Speaks only in moo’s during strategic meetings. Claims it improves morale and targeting Architect of the original Bovine Spongiform Enlightenment project. Once intended to cure space madness—accidentally gave it to cows instead. Declared the result “a net gain for science” and founded the BSE Protection Agency to make sure no one fixes the mistake.He spends his time conducting “important research” involving unstable warp cores, tainted biomass, and anything labeled “Do Not Ingest.” His PhD thesis, “The Quantum Moo: Wave–Particle Duality in Ruminants,” remains banned in three regions and required reading in the rest.Corporate Doctrine: “Genius is just madness with better paperwork.”Gandarh - Chief of Security – “Beef Supreme”Believes violence is diplomacy’s most honest